The Life Of Ashton Bowns*
; No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep*
My nonexistent balls are bigger than your real ones.
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I’m not calling you a slut but your vagina is kinda like throwing a hot dog down the hallway.
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Is it rude to throw a breath mint in someone’s mouth while they are talking?
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I have got to make one.
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